Summer summer song

This is one of those, "and then some" posts. My online friend and fellow blogger, Seth Window, requested that I write a parody for the crap weather we have had this summer. I chose the Grammy winning (or not) hit (or not) song Summer Girls by LFO. Phyllis would scrunch her face if she heard this. Anyway, play the video and read along.

Yeah...I like it when the black top is dry.. In the summer
Do you remember, Do you remember?
...when we got wet..That summer??

[Chorus:]
Perez Hilton finally got hit
Swine flu makes me sick.
And I think it's wet when it rains for the summer, for the summer
I’m tired of umbrellas and rain boots that look slick
I'd take less rain if I had one wish
Now the sun is starting to shine this summer
This summer

[Verse 1:]
Glen Beck thinks Obama’s in the klan,
Cher’s daughter is becoming a man
You're the worst weather that I ever did see,
If one more Jackson dies, it will be the Jackson 3
When you check the forecast all you want to do is swear
Britney Spears is now wearing her underwear
Call me a meteorologist cause I only say it rains
Sarah Palin probably has a kid named Train
Now the sun is shining and it makes me glad
The rain left one day and never came back
Stayed through August then went back to the clouds
Farrah Fawcett took her last bow
Jessica Simpson wore tight pants
Brad Cooper and Jen Aniston had a short romance
When I met you, it was all precipitation
You made the rain go on a vacation

[Chorus:]
Perez Hilton finally got hit
Swine flu makes me sick.
And I think it's wet when it rains for the summer, for the summer
I’m tired of umbrellas and rain boots that look slick
I'd take less rain if I had one wish
Now the sun is starting to shine this summer
This summer

[Verse 2:]
Transformers 2, The Hangover, Harry Potter in 3D
Bruno showed Eminem his thong wedgie,
The temperature is climbing past the cold
Cronkite tributes will never get old
Love that the sun is out and the rain isn’t falling
Hope that Rihanna and Chris Brown don’t start brawling

They went to court and he didn’t go to jail

Double Mint probably paid his bail
Going to the beach is so much better

When the sun is shining and we have good weather
There was a good man named Ed McMahon
Star Search, I was your number one fan

You love blue skies and flip flops
Henry Louis Gates isn’t a fan of the cops
When I met you it was all precipitation
You made the rain go on a vacation

[Repeat Chorus]

Perez Hilton finally got hit
Swine flu makes me sick.
And I think it's wet when it rains for the summer, for the summer
I’m tired of umbrellas and rain boots that look slick
I'd take less rain if I had one wish
Now the sun is starting to shine this summer
This summer

[Bridge:]
In the summertime the rain wouldn’t stop,
Katie Holmes thought she could dance to the top
Summertime weather is the kind I like,
Facebook should add an option that says don’t like

[Verse 3]
Celebs on twitter and Conan on Tonight
Twilight readers hoping for a Cullen bite
The legend continues, rest in peace Dave Carradine

Thinking about the rain and I hope for sunshine
Like drinking outside and wearing shorts

Hope Brad and Jane change their mind about divorce
Watch the forecast, but what’s the use
I like US Weekly, but I hate the news
TLC has Jon and Kate, anything Ed Hardy I really hate
When I met you it was all precipitation

You made the rain go on a vacation

[Repeat Chorus]
Perez Hilton finally got hit
Swine flu makes me sick.
And I think it's wet when it rains for the summer, for the summer
I’m tired of umbrellas and rain boots that look slick
I'd take less rain if I had one wish
Now the sun is starting to shine this summer
This summer

[Bridge:]

In the summer rain comes and makes us sad
Once the sun comes out it makes us glad,
Summer rain comes and makes us sad
Once the sun comes out it makes us glad
In the summertime the rain wouldn’t stop,
Katie Holmes thought she could dance to the top
Summertime weather is the kind I like,
Facebook should add an option that says don’t like

[Repeat Chorus]

Perez Hilton finally got hit
Swine flu makes me sick
And I think it's wet when it rains for the summer, for the summer
I’m tired of umbrellas and rain boots that look slick
I'd take less rain if I had one wish

Now the sun is starting to shine this summer
This summer